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mynews.com I got de job at Grant Thornton International..I’m not sure whether I should be happy or browned off of this offer, whatever …I have contented myself by saying that it is a good start to move on in this career. Probably I will have the chances to know and discover, what I’m best, enjoy most and what to do in this near future. A JOB who someone arrives after the battle and bayonets all the wounded….hey stop!! Not a Policeman but I was talking about an auditor! Life is a mirror of your actions…and I have seen myself on tt!... It’s simply why did the auditor cross the road? Because he looked in the file and that’s what they did last year!!! Lets see what I have, to solve problems and do the job. I’m confused and bemused, so lets see what’s next goin to be hpned!!

SaVe tHe BeSt FoR LaSt

VANESSA WILLIAMS

Sometimes the snow comes down in June

Sometimes the sun goes 'round the moon
I see the passion in your eyes

Sometimes it's all a big surprise'

Cause there was a time when all

I did was wish

You'd tell me this was love

It's not the way I hoped or how I plannedBut somehow it's enough

And now we're standing face to faceIsn't this world a crazy place

Just when I thought our chance had passed

You go and save the best for lastAll of the nights you came to me

When some silly girl had set you free
You wondered how you'd make it through

I wondered what was wrong with you'

Cause how could you give your love to someone else

And share your dreams with me

Sometimes the very thing you're looking for

Is the one thing you can't see

And now we're standing face to faceIsn't this world a crazy place

Just when I thought our chance had passed

You go and save the best for last

Sometimes the very thing you're looking forIs the one thing you can't see

Sometimes the snow comes down in June

Sometimes the sun goes 'round the moon

Just when I thought our chance had passed
You go and save the best for last

You went and saved the best for last

Have a good laugh - "Worry Husband"

4 husbands were sitting at the waiting room in a hospital while waiting
for their wives to give birth.Then a nurse came out and told to the first Daddy, "Congratulation, you got twins!". "Ohh.. maybe its a coincident" said the daddy.

"I am working with thePetronas Twin Towers". Then another nurse came out and told to the second Daddy, "Congratulation! you have triplets!" "Wooow!, this is a coincident too" said the second daddy. ?

"I am workingfor 3M Corporation"Another nurse came out and told the third Da ddy, ? "Congratulation! You got 4 babies," "Hmmmmm! Maybe this is also a coincident".

"I am working at Four SeasonHotel!"
While, the fourth Daddy-to-be were in uncontrolled worry. All the 3 daddies asked him,why do you seem so worry??"He answered,

"I am working with Seven-Eleven!"

Psychopath test

Psychopath test

Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is asit reads.No one I know has got it right.A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did notknow. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.

Question: What is her motive for killing her sister? >>[Give this some thought before you answer]>>>>>>>>>come on....think.....think..k.......givee Up...arrrghhh

Answer:She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer.Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly .

If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you.

If you answered correctly, please do not visit this blog again ; -)

SoMe FaCts

• The backbone of a camel is perfectly straight. .
• The windows in an empty house will never frost no matter how low the temperature is.
• There are 47 different types of headaches.
• Jahangir, the Mughal Emperor, owned the largest collection of gems. . An average scalp has 100,000 hairs.
• There is no soda in soda-water. .
• No two zebras are striped alike.
• The horn of the rhinoceros is not bone, it is hairs. .
• An ostrich egg is big enough to make an omelette for 12 people.
• There are 8600 kinds of birds. . A human being drinks 27 tons of water a year.
• A butterfly should warm its body up to 81*F before flying. .
• In the New York zoo there is a tortoise who is 80 years old and weighs 175 kilos. .
• The biggest cell is the egg of an ostrich. .
• In Asia, Sri Lanka is called the "eye donor". Pakistan ,India and Burma got independence in the same year, that is, 1947. .
• One common cell has 1.5 volts. .
• A whale can swim for three months without eating. .
• There are about 15,000 kinds of roses. .
• Human blood is six times thicker than water. .
• There are about 1,000 different religions in the world. .
• The most common animal on the earth is a sea-worm. Their number is estimated to be around 40,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.

Do you know

Do you know the worst thing of life"Somebody has a tear in eyes b'coz of you" and the best thing is"Somebody has tear in eyes for you

What Non-Muslims say about Imam Husain a.s.

What Non-Muslims say about Imam Husain a.s.

Swami Shankaracharya: It is Husain's sacrifice that that has kept Islam alive or else in this world there would be no one left to take Islam's name.

Dr. Rajendra Prasad : The sacrifice of Imam Husain is not limited to one country, or nation, but it is the hereditary state of the brotherhood of all mankind.

Dr. Radha Krishnan: Though Imam Husain gave his life almost 1300 years ago, but his indestructible soul rules the hearts of people even today.

Mrs. Sarojini Naidu: I congratulate Muslims that from among them, Husain, a great human being was born, who is reverted and honored totally by all communities.

Mahatma Gandhi:My faith is that the progress of Islam does not depend on the use of sword by its believers, but the result of the supreme sacrifice of Husain, the great saint.

Rabindranath Tagore: In order to keep alive justice and truth, instead of an army or weapons, success can be achieved by sacrificing lives, exactly what Imam Husain did.

Pandit Jawaharlal Nehru: Imam Husain's sacrifice is for all groups and communities, an example of the path of rightousness.

5 DON'TS when you are sleeping

5 DON'TS when you are sleeping

DON'T SLEEP WITH WATCH Watches can emit a certain level of radioactivity. Though small, but if you wear your watch to bed for a long time, it might have adverse effects on your health.

DON'T SLEEP WITH BRA / UNDERWARE Scientists in America have discovered those that wear bras for more than 12 hours have a higher risk of getting breast cancer. Well the same goes down there for guys..... imagine having a prostectic part. So go to bed without it.

DON'T SLEEP WITH PHONE Putting the phone beside your bed or anywhere near you is not encouraged. Though some of us will use phones as alarm clocks, but please put the phone as far as possible. Scientists have proved that electrical items including mobile phone and television sets emit magnetic waves when used. These waves can cause disruptions to our nervous system. Therefore if you need to put your mobile phone near you, switch it off first.

DON'T SLEEP WITH MAKE UP People who sleep with make up might have skin problems in the long run. Sleeping with make up will cause the skin to have difficulty in breathing and problem in perspiring. You will also need a much longer time to go into deep sleep.

DON'T SLEEP WITH OTHERS' WIFE OR HUSBAND You may never wake up again !!!!!!!

NeVer aRGUe wiTh a Woman : )

A husband and wife are on a holiday at a lake. One morning he returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?") "You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden. "That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment." "Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

isn't that sweet?

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty, he said...no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever....and he said no.
She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough.
As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said....
You're not pretty you're beautiful.
I dont want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever.
And I wouldnt cry if you walked away...I'd die...

True love

It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 a.m., when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am. I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone would to able to see him. I saw him looking at his watch and decided, since I was not busy with another patient, I would evaluate his wound. On exam, it was well healed, so I talked to one of the doctors, got the >needed supplies to remove his sutures and redress his wound. While taking care of his wound, we began to engage in conversation. I asked him if he had another doctor's appointment this morning, as he was in such a hurry. The gentleman told me no, that he needed to go to the >nursing home to eat breakfast with his wife. I then inquired as to her health. He told me that she had been there for a while and that she was a victim of Alzheimer's disease. As we talked, I asked if she would be upset if he was a bit late. He replied that she no longer knew who he was, that she had not recognized him in five years now. I was surprised, and asked him, "And you still go every morning, even though she doesn't know who you are?" He smiled as he patted my hand and said, "She doesn't know me, but I still >know who she is." I had to hold back tears as he left, I had goose bumps on my arm, and >thought, "That is the kind of love I want in my life."

True love is neither physical, nor romantic. True love is an acceptance of all that is, has been, will be and will not be.

You were sent from heaven to

You were sent from heaven
to help me find a way
you make me so happymore than words can say
You are the sweetest guy
I knowyou'll never treat me bad
and wipe away the tears
whenever I am sad You'll stay in my heart foreverno matter
where I go because
I always need u mote than you'll ever know
You were a gift from God and I believe it's true
because you make me smile and I bet you never knewthat with you by my side there is nothing I can't do Put your arms around meand hold me next to you tell me that you care for me and you'll always do We'll grow strongeras our time goes onand
I'll always love youeven when you're gone I'll always have a place for you deep inside my heartthat will never go awayeven when we're apart
Tell me all about you as you hold me neardon't forget your hopes and dreams and your biggest fear I'll tell you all about meand all you want to know
I want us to grow closer because I love you so I'll spend each day with you and even all night long because I know in my armsis where you belong
When it's time for me to go to heaven up above
I will wait for you because you're the one I love
If you go before me Please wait for me up therebecause
I know in my heartit's love that we share
Whisper in my ear you love meand you always will even
when we argueyou will love me still I want you to know
that I love you, too and no matter what I will always do.

Zehra

Zehra

Zehra.....seeing Zehra's face, it feels like as though a rose shining in day light and in the night with the stars.

If you notice her walking on the streets with her head high up like a proud girl and her bag on hanging on the side, and suddenly notice her eyes, her eyes are full of ambition and life. Its like her eyes giving an effect on people and these people in silent words are stating " She's the best!" These people on the left and right hand side of her shoulder looking at her like she is an angel from above.


This girl here I am talking about is filled with dreams and wishes in her heart.

She is a Young Lady in style like always going to the rhythm of the trend for the seconds, minute, month and year.

Zehra handles each moment like its very precious and important, to not one life but many more....

by Arva Khuzema

This is what my best fren thinks of me!

X&Y

X&Y

Trying hard to speak
And fighting with my weak hand
Driven to distraction
It's all part of the plan
When something is broken
And you try to fix it
Trying to repair it
Any way you can I dive in at the deep end
You become my best friend
I wanna love you but I don't know if I can
I know something is broken and I'm trying to fix it
Trying to repair it anyway I can

Oooohh, oooohh Oooohh, oooohh

You and me are floating on a tidal wave... together
You and me are drifting into outer space... and singing

Oooohh, oooohh

You and me are floating on a tidal wave... together
You and me are drifting into outer space
You and me are floating on a tidal wave... together
You and me are drifting into outer space... and singing

Oooohh, oooohh Oooohh, oooohh